The
Burning Bush Fire Starter - Toast the President
Today!
The
Burning Bush Fire Starter is a standard functional
fire starter decorated to make it much more
entertaining to use. It's the ideal house-warming
gift and/or the perfect gift for your liberal
Democratic friends and relatives, or to tweak
your favorite Bush supporters. The Burning Bush
comes packaged in a lovely and very funny display
box, with testimonials and product information
on the box including:
"The only good bush is a burning bush"...Moses
1450 BC
and is best used by election day 2008.
Description: This fire starter is a composite
of paraffin and sawdust with a wick in the back
for easier ignition. Each one weighs more than
half a pound and will easily light any fireplace
or bonfire. Of course, with the decorations
they are considerably more fun to burn than
normal fireplace logs. These fire starters burn
for 15-20 minutes. With the wick lighting them
from the back, the flames come from the top
and the side and the face takes a satisfyingly
long time to burn off.
CAUTION: Use only when NOT under government
surveillance.
