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CONTEST WINNERS - FIRST CONTEST
Here
are the winners from our first photo caption contest:
1ST
PLACE: Ken S., USA [last name, city and state withheld
by request] See winning caption on photo. Prize: Backwards
Bush keychain.
2ND
PLACE: Sandy Rogers, Phoenix, AZ. Prize: Eric Anders CD.
3RD
PLACE: Ellen Remore, Monroe, NY. Prize: Bush-Cheney noose
car magnet.
All
entries for this contest are posted below for your enjoyment:
| W:
"Nuts, Condi pinned this rubber hand a little too
low, this time. Well at least my real hand is free
to play around during this staged, phony political
exercise." --from Ken |
| But
Laura even the thought of having to eat all that 'crow'
just upsets my innerds." --from Bill Jacobs,
LA |
| "That
one smelled like a week old burrito! No wonder he's
holding his stomach!" --from Stan, Miami, OK |
| AT
LEAST MY HEART'S IN THE RIGHT PLACE --name withheld
by request |
| 'Laura
- I think that tummy-bug is back again' --name withheld
by request |
| And
that's when everyone in Albania realised they were
sick just looking at this evil man. ---name withheld
by request |
| My
approval ratings have dropped to an all time low and
so has my heart. --name withheld by request |
| And
the rock is red there, the...bum...um...mum...mmff...oh,
IN AIR --from Ellen, Monroe, NY |
| As
our US soldiers come home in coffins, President Bush
takes a moment to calm his stomach after moments before
having a delicious meal fit for a king. --from Becky,
Temple, TX |
| Laura,
I knew I should have taken that Kaopectate instead
of Pepto-Bismol!!! --from Tara Lynn, Brick, NJ |
| "Simon
says, put your right hand over your heart. Now put
your right hand over your belly. Hold it! I didn't
say Simon Says! Uh, Mr President . . . Uh, Simon says,
you're out, Mr President . . . ?" --from Clinton,
Denton,TX |
| "Shucks,
I can't remember what the commander-in-chief is supposed
to do - cover my heart? Salute the flag? Check my
zipper? I can't make up my mind! I wish I really was
The Decider!" --from Clinton, Denton, TX |
| "Hey,
wait a minute! That senioriter is singing our song
in Mexican! I'm not covering my heart for no Mexican
anthem - I'll just rub my belly. I love them beanie-weanie
burritos! Mmm mmm good!" --from Theo, Sanger, TX |
| Hey!
I finally achieved what my Daddy wanted, A "New World
order", so I do not have to salute that flag any more.
Every time I here the words in the "Pledge of Aligiance"
I get this sick feeling in my stomach. Man! I can
never get this right. Where was I supposed to put
my hand. --from Frank, San Antonio, TX |
| The
Great Uniter, leadin' the nation, doin' some hard
work! --from Charles, Beeville, TX |
| "Cheney
was right...a pair of good old Wyoming suspenders
does work better that this damn oversized Texas belt
buckle!" --Sandy Rogers, Phoeniz, AZ |
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