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CONTEST WINNERS - SECOND CONTEST
Here
are the winners from our second photo caption contest:
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1ST
PLACE: Charles Thomas, Beeville, Texas. See winning caption on photo. Prize: Backwards
Bush keychain. |
2ND
PLACE: Spencer Brown, Killeen, Texas. Prize: Dittohead CD by Fatso.
3RD
PLACE: Ronald Whitcomb, Sterling, Connecticut. Prize: Impeach Bush-Cheney bumpersticker.
All
entries for this contest are posted below for your enjoyment:
| Of
course I've got a plan to get outta Iraq! I got outta
'Nam, didn't I? I mean, it wasn't you guys' fault
you got your butts whipped by them VC, right? --from
Clinton, Denton, TX |
| That's
right boys, make Michael Moore disappear and Hell's
Angels gets a faith-based tax-exemption! --from Charles,
Beeville, TX |
| Thanks
for the advice, but I only listen to God. If only
I hadn't gone AWOL, I might have learned something.
I'm looking for a "Few Good Men" with experience...for
photo ops. --from Virginia, Grantsville, MD |
| I
didn't listen to Charlie either...now I'm just blowing
in the wind. --name withheld by request |
| "What
I'm wanting for our new military dress uniforms, is
something like yours, with lots of eagles and flags,
but in blue or maybe green. You get the idea - something
flashy. Just bring me some sketches next week." --from
Clinton, Denton, TX |
| I DON'T THINK I SHOULD GET ON A HARLEY, I FALL OFF OF SCOOTERS? --from Ronald, Sterling, CT |
| Laura said you can't come to dinner dressed like that. --from Spencer, Killeen, TX |
*whispering*...
Is she a librarian, too? --from Oliver, Atlanta, GA |
| Are you guys like my Secret Service? Just askin' cause .50 cal rifle sale in D.C. have gone up since 2004. I wonder why... --name withheld by request |
| "Doesn't walking along side of me make you feel better about yourself?" --from Dean, Wilmington, DE |
| Well, somebody had to protect Texas from all them Commies in Arkansas... --from Tom, South Jordan, UT |
| Hi, Ho, Hi, Ho, it's off to war you go. I've lifted age restrictions, Hi, Ho, Hi, Ho! --name withheld by request |
| Can I borrow your outfit for a photo-op? --from Chris, AZ |
| Charlie? Charlie who? --name withheld by request |
| Of course I am the leader of my gang...I left my hog at the White House. --from Lola |
| "Now look here, I know you had an identity crisis, and I said you could come back anytime, no questions asked, but sorry Carl the tall shmuck and the broads have gotta go." --from Frank, Victoria, Australia |
| "Are you kidding? If I let my daughters join the military, they could get sent to that stupid war in Irag...they could get killed, or worse!" --name withheld by request |
| Well, not exactfully, but I DO own a chainsaw that sounds BAD! And I mean BA-AA-DA! --from Clinton, Denton, TX |
| "Laura, are you sure that the operation on your neck was a success?" --from Larry, Henderson, NV |
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