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CONTEST WINNERS - THIRD CONTEST

Here
are the winners from our third photo caption contest:
1ST
PLACE: Clinton Bates, Denton, Texas. Prize: Dittohead CD by Fatso.
2ND
PLACE: Waiting for reply from winner. Prize: 25 pack of Bush Deception Dollars
3RD
PLACE: Jerrell Lambert, Austin, Texas. Prize: "1.20.09 End of an Error" bumpersticker.
All
entries for this contest are posted below for your enjoyment:
| Some folks call me Dubya, but you can just call me "Duh!" --from Clinton, Denton, Texas |
| Think he's pathetic now? You should see him sober! --from Charles Thomas, Beeville, TX |
| Just remember, big boy, Don't Ask - Don't Tell, that's the policy to stick with. --from Clinton, Denton, TX |
| The direction of the country, needs to be tilted even a bit more to the stern! --from Woody, Buffalo Grove, IL |
| President Bush Demonstrates the Latest DC Dance Craze: The Texas Side Step (aka The Bush League Shuffle) --from Clinton, Denton, TX |
| Pull my arm sailor, I'm gonna show you how us flyboys fart. --name withheld by request |
| "Hold on, I just got a bad headache..I think I accidently flexed my brain." --from Jim, Cincinnati, Ohio |
| It's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right --from Sam, Austin, TX |
| I'm not usually this drunk, only when I make important decisions. --name withheld by request |
| We can dance later, Mr. President. First we got to sober you up! --from Jerell, Austin, TX |
| "RAW-RAW-SIS-BOOM - BAW! RIGHT, SHOULD'A SHOWN HIM THE DOOR IN O4'!"--from GL, Crescent City, CA |
| "Please don't make me talk to that middle eastern family over there, they might have questions." --from Matt, Fremont, OH |
| You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out....hey, this hokie pokie is fun. --from Ronald, Sterling, CT |
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