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Help
Us Find a New Slogan for the GOP
With
their reckless, costly, ill-conceived wars in Iraq and
even Afghanistan, the hijacking of the Treasury and tax
laws for the extremely wealthy, bills favoring rich corporations
over most Americans and at the expense of the environment,
war profiteering, the inability to accept any blame for
mistakes made while rewarding those who make them, purposefully
dividing the country on wedge issues, and most importantly
attempting to align the Republican Party with religion
and religious fundamentalists while portraying those outside
the Party as non-religious, BushCo has turned the GOP
into something extremely divisive and sinister and out
of step with American ideals. Therefore the GOP needs
a new slogan, moniker, or acronym for itself to better
reflect the true nature of the beast.
We
are asking our viewers for help in finding a new name
or slogan for the GOP using your creative spirits, energies,
and funny bones. We have started this list to help you
get a feel for the types of ideas we might be looking
for.
Feel free
to email
this list of slogans to all of your friends. This
project will be lots of fun if everyone pitches in to
help! Who knows? We might even discover a great idea for
a new bumpersticker from this list!
List
of New Slogans for the GOP:
"We
care more about you at the moment you were conceived and
when you die than we do in all the other years in between"
"Only
good Christians need apply...unless we need more votes
from Miami and NYC"
"We
are here to serve the rich...the rest of you pay for it"
"African
Americans are welcome as long as they don't expect us
to actually do anything for them"
"Of
the rich, by the rich, and for the rich voted in by those
who aren't but think they are"
"GOP:
Greedy Old Party"
"GOP:
God-fearing Old Party"
"We
don't send any of our children to serve in our wars"
"Wars
for everyone else's kids"
"Rejecting
science when it isn't good for business"
"We
don't need to support abortion rights as long as we have
enough money to pay for one"
"Have
you hugged a frozen embryo today?"
"We
abuse religion to reel in new supporters"
"Standing
with Tom DeLay because our Party is infected with termites"
"We
win elections the old fashion way - We steal them!"
"Wedge
Issues? Are there any other kind?"
"A
woman's right to choose should be how long to stay in
the kitchen"
"If
it weren't for leaders like Bush, you wouldn't hear so
many Bushisms"
"We
can't elect anyone who doesn't need a teleprompter"
"Our
Presidents resemble the Royal family - They're all figureheads"
"If
you won't play dirty to win...we don't want you!"
"Con
you once, shame on us...con you twice, because we can!"
"GOP:
God's Own Puke" --from a viewer
"George
Bush: Often in Error Never in Doubt" --from a
viewer
"Greed
Over Peace" --from viewer Pete in San Ramon, CA
"G.O.P.:
Guardians of Petroleum" --from viewer Bryant,
NJ
"GOP:
Got Our Paychecks" --from a viewer
"GOP:Government
Oppression of the People - By Decree of King George"
--from Anthony, Cookeville, TN
"Body
bag" Barbara, "Camp Casey" Cindy, "Victims condemned"
Katrina ... so this is "compassionate conservatism"? --from
a viewer
"We
Make Your Life Hell So You Don't Have to"
"We use your Social Security to wipe our asses"
--from viewer Gregg, England
"Greedy
Obnoxious Pricks" --from Karen, Niskayuna, NY
"Global
Oil Pirates" --from a viewer
"America,
a new kind of republic, brought to you by the Banana Republicans"
--from a viewer
"WITH
LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR OIL" --from viewer Laura,
Brooklyn, NY
"Love
thy neighbor, (but not if they're poor)" --from
viewer Karla, Minneapolis, MN
"PUBLIC
SERVU$ --IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THI$"
"OTHER PRIORITIE$ --BIGTIME--IS THAT SO WRONG?"
--from Artist General, CA
"GOP:
Grand Old Pa$t$"
"Where Polluting, Taking Money from the Poor and
Minorities, and Hugging CEOs are Traditional Values"
"We Hate Those Commie Bleeding-Heart Liberal Pinkos
So Much, We Borrow Ideas from Stalin!" --from
a viewer in Canada
"Destroy
the environment! Together we can make our party's symbol
extinct" --from a viewer
"GOP:
And you thought bull s**t came from cows"
"GOP: HOME TO HOMELAND GESTAPO"
"GOP: We like taking away your civil liberties"--from
viewer Dennis, RI
"Republicans.
In your heart, you know we're evil."
"Republican, the other white meat" --from
Keith, Springfield, OR
"Grievously
Over Paid and proud of it" --from viewer LP, Cambridge,
MA
"Republican:
The party of the rich, the religious fundamentalist and
the redneck" --from viewer Joan.
"Gay
old Party" --from a viewer
"The
RepublicEnron Party"
"The RepubliKKKan Party"
"The RepubliKKKaans Party"
"The Republican Party: Rednecks, tramps and thieves"
"The RAPEublican Party"
"Grand Old Plantation"
"We create fascism over here so they can fight fascism
over there." --from a viewer
"GOP....We
don't need no stinking constitution!!!!" --from
viewer Steve
"Sieg
Heil! (accompanied by fuehrer hand salute, of course)"
--from viewer Vic, Eagle Lake, FL
"GOP:
Insanity unleased!" --from a viewer
"NO
MIDDLE CLASS"
"INCOMPETENT IDIOTS"
"SHARP AS MARBLES"
"ROB THE POOR GIVE TO THE RICH"
"T.L.C. =THIEVES LAIRS CROOKS"
"LEAVE NO BILLIONAIRE BEHIND"
"LEAVE NO CHILD A DIME"
"DON'T YOU FEEL SAFER"
"NOTHING ACCOMPLISHED"
"WHERE DID ALL THE MONEY GO?"
"CLASS WARFARE"
"YOU'RE DOING A HECK OF A JOB"
"SURPLUS IS NOT A 7-11 DRINK"
"THEFT OF A NATION"
"STEALING THE WORLD"
"EVERYBODY HATES GEORGE" --from a viewer
"G.O.P.=
Greed Over People" --from viewer Nancy, Cincinnati,
OH
"The
Profit First, People Last Party" --from viewer
Joyce, Muncie, IN
"Half-fascists"
--from a viewer
"No
thanks Osama we are distroying America by ourselves"
--from a viewer
"GREEDY
ONE PERCENT" --from Juli, Jacksonville, FL
"We
sell wars and fear because we have nothing else we can
sell you!"
"GANG
OF PROFITEERS" --from a viewer
"Gerrymandering
Overspent Panderers" --from viewer Kevin
"Gouging
Other People"
"Game Over, People!"
"Guess Our Price!"
"Greed Over Patriotism"
"Grabbing OUR Piece"
"Grandiose Obnoxious Pricks"
"G.O.P.= Greed Over Principles" --from viewer
Sunny
"Bush
trying to say 'terrorists' - $5
Watching FOX news kiss Bush's butt - $6
Broadcasting VP Cheney shooting a lawyer - PRICELESS !!!!!!!"
--from viewer Kathy, Blytheville, Arkansas
"George
Orwell's Pig's" --from viewer Laurence, Silver
Spring, Maryland
"RepubiCAN'Ts"
"Borrow + spend = GOP" --from viewer Dorothy
GOP
Stands for:
"We're Making America Safe for Hypocrisy."
"Grassroots' (Gasbags', Gommers' or Goobers'?)
"Organized Poison."
"Group Of Punks"
"Grassroots' Organized Poison."
"Gathering Obnoxious Parasites."
"Govern 'mentally' Outrageous Psychos."
"Governmentaing Oligarchy Publicly."
"George's Outer-limits Pushers."
"Governmental Octane Poppers."
"Gorilla /George's Orgy Patrol."
"Goofy's Ominous Politicians."
"Grievous (which means Body or Mind harmed by Drugs)
Oral Puppets."
"Gooneybirds On Power."
"Glorified Official Paperboys."
"Gory Oxymoron Peddlers."
AND "George's Oily Peccadilloes". --from
viewer Chris, Orange Co., CA
"GOP:
(Jeff) Gannon's Only Patrons"
"We kill democracy DEAD" --from Professor
Smartass, Santa Monica, CA
"GOP...GIVERS
OF PAIN" --from viewer Mystic, TX
"GOP
(GREEDY OIL PATROL)"
"GOP (GOVERNMENT OF PIRATES)"
"GOP (GIANT OFFICE PUPPETS)"
"GOP (GROSS OLD PAYOFF)"--from viewer Suzanne,
Santa Monica, CA
"GOP:
Good Old Petroleum" --from a viewer
"Miserepublicans:
Deflecting the afflicted; comforting the comfortable."
--from a viewer
"Giga-buck
Oil Profits"
"Giant Oil Prices"
"Greedy Old Politicians" --from viewer Tom,
Middletown, OH
"Ours
is not to question why, ours is but to do and let someone
else die" --from Tom, Middleton, OH
"Always
putting corporate profits ahead of sound policy"
"Greedy,
Overweight, & Pathetic!" --from a viewer
"GOP--this
is not your father's party!" --from a viewer
"The
rich are served. The rest of you go to [bleep] and die.
[maniacal laughter]"
"The Grand Party of Total Monarchy and Chaos"
"Morons' R' Us" --from a viewer
"The
only thing we have to sell is FEAR itself"
"Flaccid
and impotent - Just like George!"
"GOP:
The best politicians money can buy!" --from Tom,
Middletown, OH
"The
Rebiblican Hypocracy" --from a viewer
"Making
ourselves richer by making everyone else poorer"
"G.O.P.=
Greater Oil Profits"
"G.O.P. = God Ought to be Pissed-Off" --from
viewer Dino, Pittsburgh, PA
"GOP:
Gaggle of Pimps"
"GOP,
Proud Defenders of Theocracy, Divine Right of Kings and
Social Darwinism!" --from a viewer
"The
GOP: We'll take you from conception to birth, after that
you're on your own"
"The GOP: Your Kids' Blood for Our Kids' Oil"
--from a viewer
"GOP:
Gasbags on Painkillers"
"GOP:
Gaudy Oil Profiteers"
"GOP:
Our God is bigger than yours" --from viewer Vicky,
CT
"Leave
No Multimillionaire Behind!" --from a viewer in WI
"Good
Oil Party"
"Gluttonous
Old Pigs" --from DRC in Boston, MA
"Staying
one step ahead of the game by creating new lies to replace
our old ones"
"The
Party of Greed and Fear"
"GOP:
Greed Over People"
"One
nation under surveillance"
"The
Macaca party"
"Greedy
Old Perverts"
"Grubby
Old Pedophiles"
"The
Party ALWAYS Comes before Country"
"It's
all Clinton's fault!" --from viewer Tom, Middletown,
OH
"Sure,
we lie to start wars, shoot people in the face and wipe
our wealthy butts with the Constitution. We ignore hurricane
victims and terrorist threats and blame the results on
the last Administration. Yeah, we take bribes and go on
golfing trips paid for by lobbyists. Yes, we can't wait
to get our grubby hands on your Social Security, sell
our ports to Arabs, and run up another trillion dollar
debt. True, we are internet predators and pedophiles,
but putting the Democrats in charge would be a DISASTER!"
--from viewer Tom, Middletown, OH
"Greed
On Parade" --from a viewer
"Grief
on parade" --from a viewer
"Guns,
Oil and Pages" --from a viewer
"Gays
Ogling Pages" --from a viewer
"Groping
Our Pages" --from a viewer
"Gerrymandering
Old Perverts" --from a viewer
"Grand
Old Pedophiles" --from a viewer
"We
PREY ON your family not PRAY FOR your family"
--from a viewer
"No
Gays in the Military, we save them for our congressman
to prey on!" --from a viewer
"Guarding
our perverts" --from a viewer
"Gnats
On Pricks" --from a viewer
"It's
a fine line between politics and insanity!" --from
a viewer
"Greedy
Oil Pirates" --from a viewer
"Global
Oil Prostitutes" --from a viewer
"Gnarly
Old Perverts" --from a viewer
"G
O P = Group Of Predators" --from viewer Nick,
Palm Harbor, FL
"Screw
religion. We've got real power now" --from a viewer
"If
you're not white, you're not right" --from a viewer
"I
don't care how wrong I am, I'm Right damn it!"
--from viewer Bob, Denver
"Screw
Bush and the Elephant he rode in on!" --from viewer
Brett, Golden, CO
"Vote
for us! We'll Rove you hard up your Cheney with our Bush!"
--from a viewer
"See
what happens when you put Legacy Students with money and
Athletics ahead of Academics and Research in our universities?"
--from a viewer
"Achieving
Diversity between the far Right and the extreme Right!"
--from viewer Pete, Golden, CO
"Look
what YOU voted for now that your over 30!"
--from viewer Marlyn, Boulder, CO
"How
many K's in RepubiKKKan?" --from a viewer
"We
only have to block the pesky extradition treaty with Paraguay
for two more years!" --from a viewer
"We're
a big tent party so long as you're white and stupid"
--from a viewer
"The
democrats WILL raise your taxes to pay for our war! Do
you really trust those tax and spend democrats?"
--from a viewer
"Hillary
told you it was a vast Islamist, Iraqi, North Korean,
Liberal Media conspiracy. Remember?" --from a
viewer
"It's
not our fault, YOU voted for us!" --from a viewer
"Vote
for us once, shame on you. Vote for us twice, oh it doesn't
matter now, we built the voting machines!" --from
a viewer
"Prove
to us that you are as stupid as we think you are, vote
for us" --from a viewer
"We
will lie to you until you're scared enough to vote for
us!" --from a viewer
"What
you have to understand here, uh, is that, uh, 31% is a
mandate because the terrorists, uh, yeah, the terrorists
want you to believe otherwise........" --from
a viewer
"Meet
us in South America...where all the really good facists
retire!" --from a viewer
"Coming
Soon! The LAMEST DUCK ever!" --from a viewer
"God,
Oil & Pedphiles; Does it get any better than this?"
--from a viewer
"We
actually make Fascism look like a viable alternative to
us!" --from a viewer
"GOP
= Geeks on Perade"
"Government on Parole"
"Get Out Please"
"Grand Old Peasents"
"Group of Piss-Ants"
"Of The Rich" "By The Rich" "For The Rich" --from
viewer Scott, St. Paul, MN
"Creating
enemies faster than we can kill them!" --from
viewer Musgrave, OH
"The
Democrats were wrong again, Dan Quayle wasn't the biggest
dumbass and least qualified candidate for President on
the planet" --from a viewer
"We
have ways of making you vote for us" --from a
viewer
"Bribery
Gone Wild" --from a viewer
"With
leadership like this who's following?" --from
a viewer
"God's
Own Payback for raping the planet" --from a viewer
"We
have nothing to sell but fear itself" --from viewer
Pete, Golden, CO
"We
are the best at creating terrorists"
"Lock
stepping and skipping along in the name of God and Oil"
--from a viewer
"Perhaps
those furthest in the closet protest too much" --from
a viewer
"Hypocrits,
heal thy self!" --from a viewer
"We're
hoping that the evagelicals go the way of the mood ring,
the pet rock, and the macarayna...soon!" --from
a viewer
"Setting
new standards for hypocrisy everyday" --from a
viewer
"GOP:
Goofballs On Parade (think pink elephants on parade...)"
"GOP: We Don't Need No EDUCATION."
"GOP: If You're Not For Us, You're Against Us"
"GOP: Galavanting Old Peepers"
"GOP: Garbage On Pedestal"
"GOP: "GOD" is watching you"
"GOP: Gavel-Welding Old Partisans"
"GOP: "C" what DADDY can do for you!"
"GOP: Global Oil Profiteering"
"GOP: Holier Than Thou"
"GOP: Grumpy Old Psychos"
"GOP: And You Thought Only Dracula Drank Blood"
"GOP: Got Phallic Fixation? No Problem!"
"GOP: If You're Having Trouble Sticking Your Head
Up Your Own Ass...Let Us Do It For YOU! FOR FREE!"
"GOP: Not Enough $hit To Deal With? We Deliver!"
"GOP: Would You Like Flies.....I mean, Fries With
That!"
"GOP: Useful......Like Toilet Paper"
"GOP: We Don't Charge For The Spectacle. Oh Wait.....We
Just Got The Memo.....There's Been A CHANGE IN POLICY"
--from a viewer
"Even
with all our BS the public is still getting smarter"
--from a viewer
"Of course we don't want you to use contraception.
Where would we get all the bodies we need for our wars?"
--from
a viewer
"Disregard
for the law, just one more service we offer"
--from a viewer
"Gestapo
On Parade"
--from a viewer
"Greedy
Oppressive Pocket-pickers"
"The GOP: We'll find away to rob everybody. Because after
all, ifs for their own good."
"The GOP: Heck, we lie about all kinds of stuff. But Its
not really lying, because we said so."
"The GOP: Yeah, we know we've ripped off America, but
we felt having billions wasn't enough. Because after all,
men like us, you can never have too much money."
"The GOP: The truth? Yes, as long as we end up making
money, we consider it the truth."
"The GOP: We can lie as much as we want, because its the
right thing to do when there's this much money at stake."
--from viewer Wally, Portland, OR
"Going
outta power"
--from viewer Benny, Bellefonte, PA
"Do
AS We Say, Not As We Do"
--from Mitch, Frankfort, IL
"GOP=Greedy
Opionionated Pricks"
--from a viewer
"Leave
no cash behind"
"I
was always warned if I was not careful, something would
jump out of the "Bushes" and grab me." --from
a viewer
"If
you can't impress them with intelligence, dazzle them
with bullsh**." --from
a viewer
"I
am a War President."..I know how to make war...peace is
not an option for me." --from
a viewer
"God,
Ovaries, Plutocracy!"
--from Thane of Towson
"Capitalism
for the poor - Socialism for the rich"
--from viewer Ted N., MD
"How
stupid can the voters be? We have not yet found out."
--from a viewer
"We
lie so much we can't even listen to ourselves anymore,"
--from a viewer
"GOP = Good ol' Phatkats" --from a viewer
"GWB--God Withheld Brains" --from viewer Joy, San Jose, CA
"Greedy Oil Pigs" --from a viewer
"Goofy Old Perverts" --from viewer Linda, St. Charles, IL
"A Bridge To The 12th Century" --from a viewer
"WAR--We Are Republicans" --from viewer Joy, San Jose, CA
"GOP: God's Ordained Party" --from a viewer in IL
"Show me a Texan with tangled spurs and I'll show you 'W'" --from viewer Joy, San Jose, CA
"Grumpy Old Perverts" --from viewer Steve, Egg Harbor, NJ
"Gouging Oil Prices" --from a viewer
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