man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front
of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge
wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are
all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those
are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will
"Oh," said the man, "whose
clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's.
The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie." "Incredible,"
said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's
Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies
in his entire life."
clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus'
office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."