George
Bush was visiting Mubarak in Egypt and they
were out in the boondocks and George sees
an old man with a white beard and hair in
the distance and asks Mubarak, "Isn't
that Moses"?
George was so convinced
it was Moses that he called out and motioned
to the man to come, but the man turned and
started walking away. George, being a jogger,
ran after him and caught up to him and stopped
him and exclaimed, "You MUST be Moses".
The man replied, "Go
away, the last time I talked to a bush, I
had to roam the desert for 40 years."