Soldiers Patrolling Near Tikrit

American soldiers are patroling a desolate road near Tikrit, when they come upon an armed Iraqi soldier, lying dead in a roadside ditch. Just then, they hear a groan from across the road, and they rush over to find a badly wounded American soldier. As they lift him into their jeep, they ask what happened.
     "I was face to face with that Iraqi, right here in the middle of the road, my gun on him, his pointed at me...neither one of making the first move. Finally, the tension was too much, so I shouted out 'Saddam is an asshole!'
      Well, he stared right back at me and said, 'George Bush is a son of a bitch!'
     We were still shaking hands when the truck hit us."--from viewer, Mark in PA. Thanks!