Soldiers
Patrolling Near Tikrit
American
soldiers are patroling a desolate road near
Tikrit, when they come upon an armed Iraqi soldier,
lying dead in a roadside ditch. Just then, they
hear a groan from across the road, and they
rush over to find a badly wounded American soldier.
As they lift him into their jeep, they ask what
happened.
"I was face to face
with that Iraqi, right here in the middle of
the road, my gun on him, his pointed at me...neither
one of making the first move. Finally, the tension
was too much, so I shouted out 'Saddam is an
asshole!'
Well, he stared
right back at me and said, 'George Bush is a
son of a bitch!'
We were still shaking
hands when the truck hit us."--from
viewer, Mark in PA. Thanks!
