boy asks for money from God
little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed
for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided
to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter
to God, USA, they decided to send it to President
President was so amused that he instructed his
secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
The President thought this would appear to be
a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy
was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down
to write a thank-you note to God, which read:
God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason you
sent it through Washington, D.C., and those
assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes."