How
Many Members of the Bush Adminisration Does
it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
How many members of the Bush Administration
are needed to replace a lightbulb?
The
Answer is SEVEN: (1) One to deny that a lightbulb
needs to be replaced, (2) one to attack and
question the patriotism of anyone who has questions
about the lightbulb, (3) one to blame the previous
administration for the need of a new lightbulb,
(4) one to arrange the invasion of a country
rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs,
(5) one to get together with Vice President
Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton
Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,
(6) one to arrange a photo-op session showing
Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in
a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
(7) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference
between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the
country. -- from a viewer
who is a member of the Republicans For Kerry
