George
Bush visits a elementary school
George
Bush goes to a primary school to talk about
the war. After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts
up his hand and George asks him what his name
is?
"Billy."
"And what is your question,
Billy?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, why did the
USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes? And third, whatever happened to
Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell
rings for recess.
George Bush informs
the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George
says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right -
question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy
puts up his hand. George points him out and
asks him what his name is.
"Steve"
"And what is your question,
Steve?"
"I have 5 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President
when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever
happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And
fifth, what the heck happened to Billy?"