Announcements
from the GOP
WASHINGTON,
DC - The GOP National Committee announced today
that it is changing the Republican emblem from
an elephant to a condom because it more clearly
reflects the party's political stance: A condom
stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys
the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks
and gives one a sense of security while screwing
others.
Furthermore:
It was reported today that at White House staff
meeting last week there was a heated discussion
about the health of Vice President Cheney and
his angina problem. President Bush interrupted
and stated emphatically that men do not have
anginas.
The
president was especially perplexed when a staffer
said that Cheney has acute angina.
