Red
State Mentality -
okay it's not really a Bush bashing joke!
A
guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a
white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around
the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful
Yankee from the north.
The
bartender says, "You ain't from around here,
are ya?"
The
guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The
bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The
guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The
bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation
is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No,
a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount
animals."
The
bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys.
He's one of us."
