Bush was invited to address a major gathering
of the American Indian Nation last weekend in
Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his
future plans for increasing every Native American's
present standard of living. He referred to his
career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed
"YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that
came to his desk for approval.
the President was vague on the details of his
plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his
future ideas for helping his "red brothers".
the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented
the President with a plaque inscribed with his
new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud President
then departed in his motorcade, waving to the
news reporter later inquired to the group of
chiefs of how they come to select the new name
given to the President.
explained that Walking Eagle is the name given
to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.