guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't
that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The bartender says,
"Yep, that's them." So the guy walks
over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor.
What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're
And the guy says,
"Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well,
we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this
time and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed,
"A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde
with big tits?"
Bush turns to Powell,
punches him on the shoulder and says, "See,
smartass! I told you no one would worry about
the 140 million Iraqis!"