F
Chips
The
FCC is ruling that the "F-word" will be acceptable
language on public television and radio as long
as it does not refer to the actual sexual act.
Therefore we must ask ourselves: When is @#$%
Acceptable?
There
are only eleven times in history where the "F"
word has been considered acceptable for use.
They
are as follows:
11.
"What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"--
Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10.
"What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima,
1945
9.
"Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"--
General George Custer, 1877
8.
"Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."--
Einstein, 1938 7. "It does so @#$%ing look like
her!"- Picasso, 1926
6.
"How the @#$% did you work that out?"-- Pythagoras,
126 BC
5.
"You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"-- Michelangelo,
1566
4.
"Where the @#$% are we?"-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3.
"Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"-- Noah,
4314 BC
2.
"Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"--
Bill Clinton, 1999
and
a drum roll...........!!!!!!!!!!..........!!!!!!!!
1.
"Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing
mad." -- Sadaam Hussein, 2003