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The Birth of George W. Bush--from John Andersen, NC

After nine months, Barbara Bush was expecting to give birth any at time. At three o'clock one morning, an elbow awakened George Sr. to his ribs and Barbara saying, "it's time!"
   
"Are you sure?" asked George Sr.
   
"I'm sure", answered Barbara. They quickly dressed, jumped into the car and sped off to the Hospital. The doctor took Barbara into the delivery room while George Sr. went to the waiting room. In a few minutes he heard the doctor say, "PUSH! PUSH!" followed by some wet squishy noises. Then the doctor came out and told him, "Sorry George, false alarm. It was just a little fart."
   
George Sr. was a little upset as they drove home but he understood things like that happened. The next night, George Sr. woke up with an elbow hitting him in his ribs again. "It's time!" Barbara told him urgently. "Are you sure this time?" asked George Sr.
   
"I'm sure", answered Barbara. So off they went to the hospital. Again, Barbara goes into the delivery room and George Sr. hears, "PUSH" and more squishy noises, and just like before, the doctor comes out and tells him, "Sorry George, it was just a little fart again."
   
This time George Sr. is very angry as they drive home. "No more false alarms," he tells Barbara, and of course she agrees. Well, the next night, the same elbow to the ribs wakes George Sr., and again Barbara promises that this is not a false alarm. "You better not lie to me," says George Sr.
   
"I'm not, really," Barbara tells him. So it's off to the hospital once again and this time after George Sr. hears PUSH, PUSH, he hears a slap and a baby crying. When the nurse brings out George W. and shows him to George Sr., George Sr. storms into the delivery room. Barbara, seeing the expression on his face asks him, "What's wrong?"
   
George Sr. answers, "you lied to me again, it's just another little fart!"

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