Good
Paying Jobs
Joe
Smith started the day early having set his alarm
clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am.
While
his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he
shaved with his electric razor! (MADE IN HONG
KONG).
He
put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer
jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE
IN KOREA ).
After
cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA) he sat! down with his calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend
today.
After
setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY)
and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN
JOB.
At
the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless
day, Joe decided to relax for a while.
He
put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself
a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned
on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered
why he can't find a good paying job... ...in
AMERICA!
