New
Government Emblem
The
government today announced that it is changing
its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because
it more accurately reflects the government's
political stance. A condom allows for inflation,
halts production, destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a
sense of security while you're actually being
screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate
than that!
