of Bush Administration needed to replace a lightbulb
--from viewer Lloyd
many members of the Bush Administration are
needed to replace a light bulb?
One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says
the light bulb needs to be changed.
One to blame Clinton for burning out the light
One to tell the nations of the world that they
are either for changing the light bulb or for
One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract
to Halliburton for the new light bulb.
One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed
as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under
the banner, "Light Bulb Change Accomplished."
One administration insider to resign and write
a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally
"in the dark."
One to viciously smear #7.
One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies
on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing
policy all along.
And, finally, one to confuse Americans about
the difference between screwing a light bulb
and screwing the country.