Soldier
Looking for Place to Hide
A
soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a
nun standing there. He asked her, "Please Sister,
may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes.
I'll explain WHY later."
The
nun agreed to his request.
A
short time later, two Military Police (MPs)
came running along and asked if she had seen
a soldier running down the road.
She
replied, "He went that way."
After
the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out
from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank
you enough Sister, but you see I don't want
to go to Iraq."
The
nun said she could fully understand his fear.
The
soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude
or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful
pair of legs I've ever seen!"
The
nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen the most beautiful pair
of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go
to Iraq either.
