Bush
discovers girl with kittens
George
W. Bush and a secret service agent are taking
a stroll when they come upon a little girl carrying
a basket with a blanket over it. Curious, Bush
asks the girl, "What's in the basket?"
She
replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the
basket to show him.
"How
nice," says Bush. "What kind are they?"
The
little girl says, "Republicans."
Bush
smiles, pats the little girl on the head and
continues on.
Three
weeks later, Bush is taking another stroll,
this time with Karl Rove. They see the little
girl again with the same basket. Bush says,
"Watch this, Karl? It's really cute." They approach
the little girl.
Bush
greets her and asks how the kittens are doing,
and she says, "Fine." Then, smirking, he nudges
Rove with his elbow and asks the little girl,
"And can you tell us what kind of kittens they
are?"
She
replies, "Democrats."
Aghast,
Bush says, "But three weeks ago you said they
were Republicans!"
"I
know," she says. "But now their eyes are open."