of George Bush - from
viewer S. Jones
Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to
hell where the devil is waiting for him.
don't know what to do here," says the devil.
"You're on my list but I have no room for you.
But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll
tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three
people here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take
their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
devil opened the first room. In it was Richard
Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving
in and surfacing empty handed over and over
and over. Such was his fate in hell.
George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good
swimmer and I don't think I could do that all
devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony
Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of
rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time
after time after time. Such was his fate in
I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would
be in constant agony if all I could do was break
rocks all day!" commented George.
devil opened a third door. In it, George saw
Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his
arms staked over his head and his legs staked
in spread-eagle pose.
over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while
and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free