We bought a new Lexus 350 last week but had to return to the dealer the next day because we couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On the Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. We drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time we'd say "Beethoven," we'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles" I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!" Immediately "Hail to the Chief" began to play, sung by George Bush and Dick Cheney, backed up by Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity, with John McCain on guitar, Karl Rove on drums, Tony Snow on harmonica, Mitch McConnell on tambourine, Alberto Gonzales on spoons, Bill O'Reilly on sax and Rush Limbaugh on OxyContin.

Damn, I LOVE this car!!