Indian
in training for Congress- from
a viewer
"Want
coffee."
The
waiter says, "Sure, Chief, coming right up."
He gets the Indian a big mug of coffee. The
Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns
and blasts a buffalo with the shotgun, causing
parts of the animal to splatter everywhere.
Then just walks out.
The
next morning the Indian returns. He has his
shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo
with the other. He walks up to the counter and
says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The
waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning
up your mess from yesterday. What was all that
about, anyway?"
The
Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for
position in United States Congress: Come in,
drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for
others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
