grief! I always thought that I was a liberal.
Now I've discovered that I am conservative AND
I'M PROUD OF IT!
my world, if people aren't doing their job, they
get fired. Bush failed to protect America on 9/11.
He lied about the war on Iraq. Why is he still
in the White House? If Congress were conservative,
they would fire his ass -- if not put him in jail.
July alone, my country went $69.16 billion dollars
further into debt. I don't believe in debt. I
don't even have a credit card. But apparently
Congress has gone to the mall bigtime with its
Visa. That's fiscal irresponsibility! Only liberals
do that. A conservative would take away ALL Congressional
need to send more aid to Israel," said Paul Wolfowitz.
Who is this guy? Another liberal bleeding heart?
We already gave Israel 90 billion dollars. We've
given Israel more aid than any country in the
world -- and probably more than we give to Rhode
Island. If those wimps in Israel can't control
a few Palestinians with 90 billion dollars, why
should they deserve welfare from us? They should
go out and work and get a job like everybody else.
Forget all that liberal talk. I AM A CONSERVATIVE!
this straight. I didn't like it when the Marines
went to Tripoli. And now I don't want them in
Iraq. I am an isolationist. Let's mind our own
business. That makes me a conservative. And proud
of it too.
we're on the subject of the war on Iraq, how about
those death statistics? If a Marine dies in combat,
he's counted. If he dies on the way to the hospital,
he's not. Out of the 22,000 GI casualties, how
many of those have died without being counted?
Are we being lied to? George Washington would
never do that.
want to go back to the good old days. Before corporations
became neo-Welfare Queens. The Republicans say
that they stand for fiscal responsibility? They're
liberals! They are giving all of our tax money
away to their PAC landlords (and not to us).
Who ARE these so-called Christians who can't even
read their Bibles? What would Jesus do? Lie? Kill?
Defile our flag at Abu Ghraib? Not Him. Not me.
When it comes to religion, call me old-fashioned
but...I believe in the Bible!
tax? Those liberal Repubs in Congress and the
White House are hijacking our treasury. And if
their hanger-on friends in Big Busniess were true
capitalists, they would LOVE paying taxes. It
would demonstrate to everyone that they had just
made tons of profits. These losers would never
be able to make profits at all if the government
wasn't shoring them up. That's liberal talk! And
all that IRS tax bureaucracy? Dump that. Forget
income tax. A1% federal sales tax is much more
what's with all this government debt and paper
money with no gold in Fort Knox. What happened
to all the gold in Fort Knox? Ask the liberals
like Richard M. Nixon. Me? I'm a conservative.
believe in states' rights. The feds are telling
us what to do and when to do it. Take Florida,
for instance. What? The Supreme Court thinks that
Flor-a-duh is too dumb to count votes by itself
once they run out of fingers and toes?
of government, Big Government is not a conservative
thing. Those liberals in the White House have
hired more government employees than anybody in
the history of this country. But instead of teaching
our children and fixing our roads, the "New Bureaucrats"
being hired are being hired to spy on US. That
sucks eggs. I'm a conservative. I want to go back
to the old days when there was no FBI and no CIA
and no "Homeland" security rifling though my bank
account and organizing a more powerful IRS and
bringing in cocaine for our young -- treating
us like WE were the enemy. Maybe the militia are
right. Without justice, it's just us.
else am I a conservative? I wanna go back to the
days when we actually honored the Constitution.
This Patriot Act nonsense is driving me nuts.
environment? Adam and Eve were instructed to tend
the Garden of Edan. Me too! And no more government
give-aways in our national forests. That's liberal
hell with those liberal Republicans. Maybe I should
join John Birch. The American Independent Party
just told my friend Sonya, "The war in Iraq is
un-Constitutional, we should never have gone in
and we need to get out fast!" And what about Palestine?
"I don't know anything about that so I don't have
an opinion." My God. An honest politician!
sick and tired of liberals like Halliburton getting
a free ride. I'm sick and tired of having the
bleeding hearts in the White House yell "Terror"
every time they want to give more of our money
away. I'm sick and tired of schools that don't
offer our children a classic education. Thomas
Jefferson would be shocked. I'm proud to be a
conservative. I like it when people have to be
elected to live at the White House. Give me the
good old days!
Posted: August 23, 2004