the Night Before Fitzmas, appearing
the night before Fitzmas, and in the White House
Every one was scared shitless, and Bush was
The indictments were hanging like Damoceles'
As verminous oxen prepared to be gored
perps were all sleepless, curled fetal in bed
While visions of prison cells loomed in each
And Dick in his jammies, and George in his lap
Were sweating and swearing and looking like
out on the web there arose such a clatter
The blogs and the forums were buzzing with chatter
Away to the PC Rove ran like a flash
He booted his browser and cleared out his cache
rumors that flew through the cold autumn air
Made Dubya shiver with angry despair
When what to his horror-filled eyes did he spy?
A bespectacled man with a brown suit and tie!
an impartial manner that gave Bush the shits
He knew in a moment it must be St. Fitz!
With unwavering voice, his indictments they
He cleared out his throat and he called them
Scooter, Now Libby,
Now Blossoming Turd,
Now Cheney, dear Cheney,
Yes, you are the third
To the bench of the court
Up the steps, down the hall
Now come along, come along,
Come along, all!
then became silent, and went right to work
He filed the indictments and turned with a jerk
And pointing his finger at justice's scale
Said, "The people be served, and let fairness
then left the room, to his team gave a nod
And the sound could be heard of a crumbling
And we all did exclaim, as he faded from sight
"Merry Fitzmas to all, and to all a good night!"