Buzzflash
January 28/30, 2003
Gene's
Nutty, Wacky, Crazy, Chicken Hawk Salad *
by
Gene Wheeler
Start with one large Ash Crock (a cracked one
is okay). Place one Bush inside, preferably
recently uprooted. Add one Rump (ground is preferred).
Now add some Venom of Man. Spice of Abraham
is good, but be very conservative. Add the Knee
of a Principi (if this is not available a Chain
Knee will do although Chain Knees are hard to
find). Bring to a fever Pitch. Stir occasionally
with a Tommy Thom-spoon. Paw N'Feel your way
through and don't forget to add a big dose of
propaganda. Be very afraid of foreign ingredients.
We recommend that you always use a Norton Mineta
gasser or bake in the Ovens.
Serve
for Chow on a bed of Condoleezza Rice (the Rice
may be fluffed with Fleischer margarine). A
favorite salad recipe of fascists around the
world and good for the Colon. Put on your favorite
recipe Card. For home security during those
hot summer days, keep locked away in the Fridge.
The
recipe does not call for nuts, but the aroma
of nuts is unmistakable. It also has a nutty
flavor. A dish you would kill for or die for.
Although full of chicken hawks, you'll swear
you're eating a hero sandwich. Can be spoon-fed
to the American public.
*Also
known as Pseudo-Caesar Salad.
Dear
Buzzflash:
I
saw where a Buzzflash reader was seeking a recipe
for ChickenHawk Salad. Below you will find the
nationally guarded ingredients to the current
White House indelicacy:
ChickenHawk
Salad
1.
Pluck ChickenHawk (from line of duty)
2. Reserve feathers. Good for ruffling, or for
lining nest
3. Use saved neck to make a rich stock. Simmer
in Defense Contracts
(remember to skim fat off the top)
4. Coat the right wing in Buffalo-the-People
Sauce. Roast the left wing, then discard.
5. Toss in the mix:
*Foreign Domain Let-us (torn into pieces)
*Nukes
*Capers
*RapScallions
*Cheesy excuses
*Shredded documents
*Pepperspray (for those on an antiwar diet)
*Salt of the earth (to shakedown)
*Words, unminced
6. Top off with "Cheerleader" brand Texas Ranch
Cross-Dressing, and garnish with chips (place
on shoulders, or let them fall where they may)
Makes
enough to cover loafers with a lot of bread.
This
salad is just for show: not to serve.
Robyn
Su Millerz
