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Buzzflash
January 28/30, 2003

Gene's Nutty, Wacky, Crazy, Chicken Hawk Salad *

by Gene Wheeler

Start with one large Ash Crock (a cracked one is okay). Place one Bush inside, preferably recently uprooted. Add one Rump (ground is preferred). Now add some Venom of Man. Spice of Abraham is good, but be very conservative. Add the Knee of a Principi (if this is not available a Chain Knee will do although Chain Knees are hard to find). Bring to a fever Pitch. Stir occasionally with a Tommy Thom-spoon. Paw N'Feel your way through and don't forget to add a big dose of propaganda. Be very afraid of foreign ingredients. We recommend that you always use a Norton Mineta gasser or bake in the Ovens.

Serve for Chow on a bed of Condoleezza Rice (the Rice may be fluffed with Fleischer margarine). A favorite salad recipe of fascists around the world and good for the Colon. Put on your favorite recipe Card. For home security during those hot summer days, keep locked away in the Fridge.

The recipe does not call for nuts, but the aroma of nuts is unmistakable. It also has a nutty flavor. A dish you would kill for or die for. Although full of chicken hawks, you'll swear you're eating a hero sandwich. Can be spoon-fed to the American public.

*Also known as Pseudo-Caesar Salad.

Dear Buzzflash:

I saw where a Buzzflash reader was seeking a recipe for ChickenHawk Salad. Below you will find the nationally guarded ingredients to the current White House indelicacy:

ChickenHawk Salad

1. Pluck ChickenHawk (from line of duty)
2. Reserve feathers. Good for ruffling, or for lining nest
3. Use saved neck to make a rich stock. Simmer in Defense Contracts
(remember to skim fat off the top)
4. Coat the right wing in Buffalo-the-People Sauce. Roast the left wing, then discard.
5. Toss in the mix:
*Foreign Domain Let-us (torn into pieces)
*Nukes
*Capers
*RapScallions
*Cheesy excuses
*Shredded documents
*Pepperspray (for those on an antiwar diet)
*Salt of the earth (to shakedown)
*Words, unminced
6. Top off with "Cheerleader" brand Texas Ranch Cross-Dressing, and garnish with chips (place on shoulders, or let them fall where they may)

Makes enough to cover loafers with a lot of bread.

This salad is just for show: not to serve.

Robyn Su Millerz

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