January 28/30, 2003
Nutty, Wacky, Crazy, Chicken Hawk Salad *
Start with one large Ash Crock (a cracked one
is okay). Place one Bush inside, preferably
recently uprooted. Add one Rump (ground is preferred).
Now add some Venom of Man. Spice of Abraham
is good, but be very conservative. Add the Knee
of a Principi (if this is not available a Chain
Knee will do although Chain Knees are hard to
find). Bring to a fever Pitch. Stir occasionally
with a Tommy Thom-spoon. Paw N'Feel your way
through and don't forget to add a big dose of
propaganda. Be very afraid of foreign ingredients.
We recommend that you always use a Norton Mineta
gasser or bake in the Ovens.
for Chow on a bed of Condoleezza Rice (the Rice
may be fluffed with Fleischer margarine). A
favorite salad recipe of fascists around the
world and good for the Colon. Put on your favorite
recipe Card. For home security during those
hot summer days, keep locked away in the Fridge.
recipe does not call for nuts, but the aroma
of nuts is unmistakable. It also has a nutty
flavor. A dish you would kill for or die for.
Although full of chicken hawks, you'll swear
you're eating a hero sandwich. Can be spoon-fed
to the American public.
known as Pseudo-Caesar Salad.
saw where a Buzzflash reader was seeking a recipe
for ChickenHawk Salad. Below you will find the
nationally guarded ingredients to the current
White House indelicacy:
Pluck ChickenHawk (from line of duty)
2. Reserve feathers. Good for ruffling, or for
3. Use saved neck to make a rich stock. Simmer
in Defense Contracts
(remember to skim fat off the top)
4. Coat the right wing in Buffalo-the-People
Sauce. Roast the left wing, then discard.
5. Toss in the mix:
*Foreign Domain Let-us (torn into pieces)
*Pepperspray (for those on an antiwar diet)
*Salt of the earth (to shakedown)
6. Top off with "Cheerleader" brand Texas Ranch
Cross-Dressing, and garnish with chips (place
on shoulders, or let them fall where they may)
enough to cover loafers with a lot of bread.
salad is just for show: not to serve.