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Top 10 things overheard during Dubya's visit to Buckingham Palace


1. "She's the Queen of England! She will not wear a name tag!"

2. "He rode in his limo from the front to the back of Buckingham Palace? No wonder he's against the Kyoto Treaty."

3. "I'm a fan of Fleetwood Mac too, sir, but Lindsey Buckingham doesn't live here."

4. "Only 200,000 people demonstrated against me? Did I do something right?"

5. "I'm sorry, Mr. President, we don't hang banners on the palace."

6. "Go on, take it. It's a campaign contribution for the Queen for inviting us to spend two nights in the Windsor Bedroom."

7. "It does look like a spitoon, but it's a Ming vase."

8. "Get some sleep, George. The Secret Service will protect you from Prince Charles."

9. "We're flattered that the President has given Camilla Parker Bowles and Queen Elizabeth nicknames, but if he's set on 'Scary Spice' and 'Old Spice', they'll reconsider wearing name tags."

10. "He wants a bearskin hat and red uniform to review the Buckingham Palace Guard?"

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