10 things overheard during Dubya's visit to
1. "She's the Queen of England! She will not
wear a name tag!"
"He rode in his limo from the front to the back
of Buckingham Palace? No wonder he's against
the Kyoto Treaty."
"I'm a fan of Fleetwood Mac too, sir, but Lindsey
Buckingham doesn't live here."
"Only 200,000 people demonstrated against me?
Did I do something right?"
"I'm sorry, Mr. President, we don't hang banners
on the palace."
"Go on, take it. It's a campaign contribution
for the Queen for inviting us to spend two nights
in the Windsor Bedroom."
"It does look like a spitoon, but it's a Ming
"Get some sleep, George. The Secret Service
will protect you from Prince Charles."
"We're flattered that the President has given
Camilla Parker Bowles and Queen Elizabeth nicknames,
but if he's set on 'Scary Spice' and 'Old Spice',
they'll reconsider wearing name tags."
"He wants a bearskin hat and red uniform to
review the Buckingham Palace Guard?"