Top Ten Items on Rush Limbaugh's To-Do List
10. Apologize for racist remarks by explaining
he was high on illegal painkillers
Pat down friends and family to see who's wearing
Announce his candidacy for governor of California
End pill addiction -- get back to sandwich addiction
Search desperately for some way to blame the
Make moves on soon-to-be-single Halle Berry
Tell Donovan McNabb derogatory remarks were
part of new season of "'d"
Brunch with Robert Downey Jr.
Compare multiple alimony payments with Newt
Talk with Dennis Miller and about football announcing