Dave's
Top Ten Items on Rush Limbaugh's To-Do List
10. Apologize for racist remarks by explaining
he was high on illegal painkillers
9.
Pat down friends and family to see who's wearing
a wire
8.
Announce his candidacy for governor of California
7.
End pill addiction -- get back to sandwich addiction
6.
Search desperately for some way to blame the
Clintons
5.
Make moves on soon-to-be-single Halle Berry
4.
Tell Donovan McNabb derogatory remarks were
part of new season of "'d"
3.
Brunch with Robert Downey Jr.
2.
Compare multiple alimony payments with Newt
Gingrich
1.
Talk with Dennis Miller and about football announcing
