HOCUS
POCUS LOCUS, by Mark
H. Wilson
LITTLE
DICKIE C DISGUST!
USED A WORD WE CANNOT DISCUSS!
DID MORE THAN CUSS!
BETRAYED PUBLIC TRUST!
PUBLIC MORALITY BUST!
PROFANITY LOCUST!
SENATE DECORUM DEATH THRUST?
LEAHY WILL NOT NOW DICKIE C BUSS!
AMERICAN EARS STILL TRYING TO ADJUST!
WHAT A FUSS!
CERTAINLY NOT A PLUS!
DICKIE C'S TONGUE SHOULD RUST?
MOUTH FULL OF VERBAL PUS?
C-SPAN REALITY REPLAYS AIRWAVES LUST?
GRANDMOTHER EXPLODED HER TRUSS?<
WILTED EVERY WASHINGTON CROCUS?
OTTO ALMOST WRECKED SPRINGFIELD SCHOOLBUS?
HEARD ALL THE WAY TO CONSTELLATION GRUS?
TURNING IN HIS GRAVE IS CHURCH LEADER JOHN HUSS?
PUNISHED HOWARD AND JANET IN A STATE OF NONPLUS?
NO SURPRISE - DICKIE C IS ALWAYS TRYING TO FOCUS?
