Bush Song [sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies],
sent to us by viewer Sari, from Evanston, IL
and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he was drivin' all
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed
that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.
the first thing you know little Georgie goes
He can't spell his name but they never let him
He spends all his time hangin' out with student
And that's when he learns how to snort a line
that is. White gold. Nose candy.
next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
that is. Country clubs. Nose candy.
years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his
He said, "Now the White House is the place I
So he called his daddy's friends and they called
owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.
November 7, the election ran late.
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch
that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.
the votes were counted five Supremes stepped
Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to
"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
And that's how George finally got his coronation.
that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.
go vote now. Ya hear?