10 reasons that George W. Bush wants to postpone
the Presidential Elections in 2004,
- Anyone who would consider voting while our
government is fighting to protect our democratic
freedoms is unpatriotic.
- The election will interfere with George Bush's
- George W. Bush has never lied once to the
American people about anything, so we should
believe him when he says that he needs to postpone
the election. (Of course, that is because he
lied many times about the Iraq War, Weapons
of Mass Destruction, taxes, environmental issues,
economy, etc- http://www.bushwatch.com/bushlies.htm)
- He only wants to change the election date
for the American People's convenience. This
would allow George to rename November 7th as
National Halliburton Appreciation Day, and move
the Presidential Election to February 30th.
- Remember 9/11.
- Because Tom Ridge, our Homeland Security Czar
who gives us all a warm and fuzzy feeling (by
providing our color coded alerts), recently
received data from unverifiable sources, that
an unstated threat may or may not exist, that
may require us to take unspecified actions that
may or may not result in stopping the unsubstantiated
terrorist attack - but it is clearly evident
that National Security concerns make it necessary
to postpone the election. But keep shopping
and support your local merchants.
- George is concerned for the American people
during these trying times that test his resolve.
He doesn't think it is fair to ask the American
people, again, to go through the stressful process
of counting all those hanging chads in Florida.
After all, he is the compassionate conservative.
- George is always confusing Election day with
Pearl Harbor day, or maybe it's Labor day. Anyway,
it is one of those days that he wants to postpone.
- There is a terrorist link between Osama Bin
Laden and those liberal thinking, freedom-hating,
unpatriotic people who would vote for Kerry.
the #1 reason Bush Jr. wants to postpone the
elections: He is a little confused about the
need for the whole voting thing. Why do you
need to get re-elected if you didn't get elected
in the first place?