Man Named George
[sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies],
Lee from Mountain View
listen to my story 'bout a man named George,
rich yankee cowboy from north o' Rising Gorge.
Born in a power family richer than God.....
George come ta think, uh, Heavenly nod.
that is. Omnipotent. The Man.
thing ya know, ol' George's a millionaire, from
bankrupt comp'nies, and we're not sure just
where. So he slandered Ann Richards and he bought
a Texas twang..... made himself the governor
and he watched them heathens hang!
that is. Death penalty. Faye Tucker.
George got bored dispatchin' one by one, said
"I think I'll bring the Holy one." Gained the
Oval Office with Pa's Supreme Court nominees.....
and endless, endless money from extraction industries.
that is. Strip mining. Clearcut.
day some religious nuts went gone to hell and
ape. Former business partners, it left us all
agape. But not Ol' George, who clearly saw for
what it was, a better distraction than a chain
that is. Loud. Hard to concentrate.
our country's fighting foreign wars again. Our
soldiers kick some butt and then we wonder when,
the natives will love us seeing what we are,
the only game in town with a pretty low bar.
us, that is. Easy, breezy. Born on third base,
you know what I mean?