GEORGE W'S DREAM - Original words and music by Woodrow (Woodie) Guthrie
Parody lyrics by bil and Bobbie Scher, 2002

George dreamed a dream in bed and this is what he said,
"I need a victory o'er Saddam's trickery.
It puts me in a snit. I'm having a hissy fit.
His land was made for Dick and me."

"Don't care what Colin Powell might say.
'Cause Saddam ticks me off in a big-time way.
My economy is slumping, his oil's still pumping.
His land was made for Dick and me."

Chorus:

"His land is our land, his land is my land,
From the Tigris River (alternate: mountains of Kurdistan) to the desert flat (dry) land,
From the mosques of Bagdad to the Gulf coast waters,
His land was made for Dick and me."

"As I was driven in an armored transport,
I saw beyond me a huge palace fort.
I saw below me oil wells A to Z.
His land was made for Dick and me."

"We drove our tanks and (we) flew our airplanes
O'er the sparkling sand of her diamond deserts
And all around me, oil wells A to Z.
His land belongs to Dick and me."

"I've roamed and rambled and I followed my foot steps
To the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts
And all around me, a voice was sounding,
'His land was made for Dick and me.' "

(All together now:) "His land belongs to Dick and me."

Native American Indian version by Unknown (at least by me).

This land is your land. This land was my land.
Before we sold you Manhattan Island.
You pushed our nations to the reservations.
This land was stole from me by you.