Some Things To Do Before Bush's Second Inaugural
Get that abortion you've always wanted.
Drink a nice clean glass of water.
Cash your Social Security check.
See a doctor of your own choosing.
Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that
Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
Borrow books from library before banned Constitutional
law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter,
Tropic of Cancer, etc.
If you have an idea for an art piece involving
a crucifix - do it now.
Come out - then go back in - HURRY!
Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research
Stay out late before the curfews start.
Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".
Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is
If you're white - marry a black person, if you're
black - marry white person.
Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by
a snowmobile base-jumper.
Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music
Start your school day without a prayer.
Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.
Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.
Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered
Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".
Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.