Dr. Seuss Might Say it This Way - by Maxine

Clinton left me a large surplus.
I rubbed my hands and said "Just For Us."
Where did it go, where did it go?
I do not care, I do not know.

Then came the horror of nine eleven!
Three-thousand souls went to heaven.
I said I would get the guilty crew,
But on the way I threw a shoe.

I invaded Iraq instead,
And now I am counting all the dead.
Do not believe the news you see,
I am your President, just listen to me!