George W's Thing - by Bil Scher and Bobbie Scher, Nov. 16, 2004

George W. loves Rumsfeld.
George W. loves Rice.
'Cause they give him back
His own advice.

Cheney's heart is cold
And needs to be fixed.
Colin's is warm
So he was nixed.

George W. loves power.
That's his thing.
He loves presidenting,
But wants to be king.

George thinks he is king
And what is worse,
He wants to be emperor
Of the universe.