The New Harmony - by
Calvin Powell, an old man who loves truth
people are happy to be in a war
With a nation which posed us no threat.
No problems with killing because its far
From the problems at home we've not met.
Like marrying gays and finding new ways
To prevent more stem cell research.
We're blind to those with limited days
And the ill we'll leave in a lurch.
Forget all about the poor and needy
And pay more for drugs and health care
We'll cut the taxes for the greedy
And be happy to pay over our share.
We're Christians so strong and secure
Who like what our zealots now preach
We're deaf to the liberal manure
That a misguided media might teach.
We're for killing arabs and taking oil.
That's always the way it should be
'Cause it keeps terror off of our soil.
God bless this land of the free.