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Sung To The Song American Pie by Don McClean - by Dave from Westland, MI

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember how them Nazi's stole those ballot files. And I knew then they have their chance,
To stick the people with their lance,
And maybe we'd be docile for a while.

But mid November made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver,
Bad news on the doorstep...
I couldn't take one more step.
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his Supreme Court slide
But something touched me deep inside,
The day the U.S. died.
So...

Smoke coke little dubya bloke,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was broke
Your good ol' boys are stinkin' pond scum and joke
Laughing "This'll be the day many croak,
This'll be the day many croak."

Did you write the book of slime,
And do you give props for Karl's crime,
If the RNC tells you so?
Now do you believe in shock 'n awe?
Can rummy kill like your evil paw?
And can you preach on why to kill across the globe
Well we know that you're from evil seed,
'Cause we see your family's evil deeds,
Ya'll ticked off these shores,
Man, You dug them whiskies 'n' whores,
You is a greedy money grubbin' punk,
whose goal's to turn this land to worthless junk
And now we are in a funk
The day the U.S. died
We started singing...

Smoke coke little dubya bloke,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was broke
Your good ol' boys are stinkin' pond scum and joke
Laughing "This'll be the day many croak,
This'll be the day many croak."

Now for 5 years we've been gettin' reamed,
And this means we've been getting cleaned,
But that's not how it used to be
When the jester sang for the King and Queen
In a coat he borrowed from Howard Dean
And a voice that came from you and me
Oh, and since the King looked like a clown
The jester hoped he was goin' down
The courtroom was adjourned,
No verdict was returned.
And while dubya read a book on goats,
The quartet practiced on the boat,
And we sang dirges in the moat,
The day the U.S. cried.
We were singing...

Smoke coke little dubya bloke,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was broke
Your good ol' boys are stinkin' pond scum and joke
Laughing "This'll be the day many croak,
This'll be the day many croak."

Helter Skelter in a summer swelter,
Some peeps drive off for some hurricane shelter,
Many miles away and driving slow,
many stranded foul at the dome,
No place for one to call their home,
While the idiot ate some cake and the city drowned
Now that city air was foul perfume
While FEMA played a lying tune
They all got up to eat
Oh, but they never got some meat
'Cause some people tried to take the field,
The freakin' feds refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed,
The day the U.S. cried?
We started singing.....

Smoke coke little dubya bloke,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was broke
Your good ol' boys are stinkin' pond scum and joke
Laughing "This'll be the day many croak,
This'll be the day many croak."

And there they were all in one place
The Crescent city lost in space
With no time left to bring them in
So come on shrub be nimble shrub be quick
boy shrub sat on a candlestick
'Cause fire is the boy shrubs's only friend
And as we watched him on the stage
Our hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in hell
Could break that dubya's spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw boy shrub laughing with delight
The day the U.S. cried
we was singing...

Smoke coke little dubya bloke,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was broke
Your good ol' boys are stinkin' pond scum and joke
Laughing "This'll be the day many croak,
This'll be the day many croak."

I met a girl who shopped for shoes,
And I asked her for some happy news,
But she just laughed and turned away.
I went down to the city gates,
Where I'd hoped to help my fellow mates,
But the man said your help here is of no desire
And at the dome the children screamed
Some people died and others dreamed
A lot of words were spoken
our leader still was jokin'
And this stupid has snorted most
His brain has to be burnt frickin' toast
he flew his big plane for the coast
The day the U.S. cried
And we were singing...

Smoke coke little dubya bloke,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was broke
Your good ol' boys are stinkin' pond scum and joke
Laughing "This'll be the day many croak,"
This'll be the day many croak."

We were singing
Smoke coke little dubya bloke,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was broke
Your good ol' boys are stinkin' pond scum and joke
Laughing "This'll be the day many croak."

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