The Drinkin' with Dubya Talking Bottle Opener - Very cool fun item!

Description: Made from durable hard plastic and supplied with long-life batteries, this Bush bottle opener is bound to generate conversation and many laughs at any gathering. If you delight in hearing Bush mangle the English language, this is the tool for you! Each time you open a bottle, you will hear "the former President" speaking one of four different hilarious and original Bushisms. Use this link to hear them in mp3 format [256k].

This bottle opener comes professionally "bubble" packaged complete with instructions making it ideal and ready for gift giving. The image we show above is the opener removed from its packaging. Approx. size of opener: 5" tall.

Originally sold for $7.99 plus shipping
Now on sale for only $6.99!
with free shipping and handling no matter how many you buy!

G.W. Bush Toilet Paper and Sarah Palin Toilet paper

Our unique toilet paper is ideal for any guest bathroom and is guaranteed to provide lots of laughs. Stock up now for the holidays and make sure you get some for all of your progressive friends and for your friends who should have known better. What better way to ridicule both Bush and Palin?

Description: All rolls of our toilet paper are union made in the USA and printed on recycled stock. These rolls are being offered primarily as protest art and/or a collector's item. Each sheet of the Bush TP is printed with the above Bush face with one of three different funny and silly stupid Bush quotes underneath. The Palin TP has the above Palin face printed on each sheet with one of three distinct funny statements about her candidacy for public office. Each roll comes individually wrapped in plastic.

Only very limited quantities remain of the Bush TP and no more will be printed, so order these now to ensure you get one.

All toilet paper orders will ship directly from our vendor to you in order to reduce shipping costs.

Ordering Options: Bush TP or Sarah Palin TP or both in a 4 roll pack
Price is $8.98 per roll plus shipping and handling.
(Use the links below to make your selections)

Dick Cheney Toilet Paper

Now on sale for $5.98 per roll!
Only a very small quantity of these rolls remain, so order one now. No more of these rolls will be printed. Use the link below to order the Cheney toilet paper.

Description: The Dick Cheney toilet paper is union made in the USA and printed on recycled stock. These rolls are being offered primarily as protest art and/or a collector's item. Each sheet is printed with the above Cheney face with different sheets quoting several bizarre things he has said. Each roll comes individually wrapped in plastic.

Some interesting facts about our Bush Toilet Paper....

- The manager of Radiohead emailed me and said "the boys are using your product."
- Coldplay talked about it on radio interview and website.
-The lead singer for NOFX keeps it in his bathroom.
- Fashion designer MARC JACOBS bought 1500 of them and put them in the windows of his 5 stores during the election. He sold 50 an hour at $10 U.S.
- Cher, Jeff Bridges, Michael Moore, Joan Baez, Howard Stern all have a roll.
- David Letterman was givin a roll on TV.
- They showcased it on GOOD MORNING AMERICA news program.
- Vibe (a NYC fashion magazine) showcased it.
- A government employee in Minnesota placed a roll in the cornerstone/time capsule of a new federal building. It will be cracked open in 100 years.
- The secretary of State for the State of Washington bought 24 and shipped them to Iraq.

OBAMA '08 Countdown Keychain

Description:
• Arrives pre-set
• Key ring & button cell (L1121) battery included
• Smaller than a credit card
• Weighs less than 1.5 ounces
• Can always be reset and used to keep track of time so this is still a handy and practicle political collectible.
Read more here or get instructions how to reset and/or fix your keychain if it stops working

Originally each OBAMA '08 keychain cost $9.45
Now on sale for only $4.95 with FREE shipping and handling

Only a few of these keychains left but all can be reset to countdown whatever you choose.

The Burning Bush Fire Starter - Toast the former President Today!

The Burning Bush Fire Starter is a standard functional fire starter decorated to make it much more entertaining to use. It's the ideal house-warming gift and/or the perfect gift for your liberal Democratic friends and relatives. The Burning Bush comes packaged in a lovely and very funny display box, with testimonials and product information on the box including:
"The only good bush is a burning bush"...Moses 1450 BC
and is best used giving Bush one final heave-ho this winter!

Description: This fire starter is a composite of paraffin and sawdust with a wick in the back for easier ignition. Each one weighs more than half a pound and will easily light any fireplace or bonfire. Of course, with the decorations they are considerably more fun to burn than normal fireplace logs. These fire starters burn for 15-20 minutes. With the wick lighting them from the back, the flames come from the top and the side and the face takes a satisfyingly long time to burn off. With winter still raging, now is the perfect time to buy one of these funny kits.

CAUTION: Use only when NOT under government surveillance.

There's still plenty of enjoyment to be had watching Bush's face burn in your fireplace. These make great house-warming gifts too!

Originally sold for $9.95 each
Now on sale for only $5.95 plus shipping and handling

Bates on Bush Cartoon book

After years of producing celebrity portraits, world-wide sketches, and weekly cartoons for the Carmel Pine Cone, Pulitzer nominee, Bill Bates has become a cherished icon in California's Carmel-by-the-sea. As the political cartoonist for the Monterey County Herald, his efforts won him a California Newspaper Publisher's award.

This book of Bill Bates' cartoons is a thumbs-up collection of laughs with often a tug at the heart and even a tear or two but it's also a visual chunk of American history likely to long endure. Each cartoon comes with its own unique commentary as depicted vertically on this sample page below.

Cartoon drawings are in black and white as shown above. Each book measures 8-1/2" long by 5-1/2" high making it perfect for gift-giving.

Originally sold for $9.95
Now on sale for only $5.45 with FREE shipping and handling.

The George W. Bush Out of Office Countdown Postcards

Hang in there--it’s almost over! Twenty-four hilarious postcards will help you count down to the bitter end of the Bush presidency.

Goofy photos and the best of Bush bloopers, blunders and tortured syntax will get you to that long-awaited, fabled day: January 20, 2009.

"In terms of timetables, as soon as possible, whatever that means."

"They misunderestimated me."

These are very high quality glossy colored postcards. Both the photos and their captioning are clever and very funny! This item will make a great stocking stuffer.

Originally cost $9.95
Now on sale for only $4.95 with FREE shipping and handling.

Actual Poster Size: 24" x 36" with white borders top and bottom
Actual Image Size on Poster: 17-1/2" x 27"

(Printed on high-quality heavy shiny paper)

Close-out price of only $5.95 each - These are large posters!

Shipped by first class mail.

Deception Dollars - Two Different Clever Designs!

Billion Deception Dollar - Front

DECEPTION DOLLARS are near-perfect replicas of real money - only a bit larger. We have fun passing them out to strangers, posting them on bulletin boards, or leaving them on tables along with tip money for the waitstaff to find. Almost everything on these bills has been slightly altered to expose the corrupt Bush Administration. It's even more fun when you get out the magnifying glass, to read the hidden little messages and informational web addresses on these bills. Lots of enjoyment and well worth the price! They also make a perfect gag gift for your politically inclined friends.

Just click on each bill to view the front and back of each design on a larger image.

Media Deception Dollar - Front

To order Deception Dollars use the below links for the quantity you want. The cart will give you options to choose the design. You can mix your order betwen the two designs on quantities of 50 or more. To mix your order, just give us instructions of how many of each you want in the "Special Instructions" box during checkout. The more you buy - the more you save! Regardless of the amount you buy, Deception Dollars sell with only our minimum shipping charge of .85 cents per order.

The Original Dean Deck

Why play poker with just any "normal" deck when you can use one of these?

The Original Dean Deck has cards that recall and highlight DNC Chairman Howard Dean's energized and exciting campaign for President. It should become a political collectible. View some cards from this deck.

The And Marriage For All deck pictured above is sold out!

Description: Each deck is a casino-quality, regulation poker deck, containing 52 caricatures accompanied by quotes by or about the individual on the card.

Decks were originally $9.95. Now only $2.50 each with FREE shipping and handling while they last. Where can you find any new deck of cards this cheap?