The
Drinkin' with Dubya Talking Bottle Opener - Very cool fun item!
Description:
Made from durable hard plastic and supplied
with long-life batteries, this Bush bottle opener
is bound to generate conversation and many laughs
at any gathering. If you delight in hearing
Bush mangle the English language, this is the
tool for you! Each time you open a bottle, you
will hear "the former President" speaking
one of four different hilarious and original
Bushisms. Use
this link to hear them in mp3 format [256k].
This
bottle opener comes professionally "bubble"
packaged complete with instructions making it
ideal and ready for gift giving. The image we
show above is the opener removed from its packaging.
Approx. size of opener: 5" tall.
Originally sold for $7.99 plus shipping
Now on sale for only $6.99!
with free shipping and handling no matter how many you buy!
G.W.
Bush Toilet Paper and Sarah Palin Toilet paper
(This toilet paper has SOLD OUT. Please check back with us again after the first of the year as we expect to have more of these rolls in stock soon.)
Our unique
toilet paper is ideal for any guest bathroom and is guaranteed to provide lots of laughs. Stock up now for the holidays and make sure you get some for all of your progressive friends and for your friends who should have known better. What
better way to ridicule both Bush and Palin?
Description: All rolls of our toilet paper are
union made in the USA and printed on recycled
stock. These rolls are being offered primarily
as protest art and/or a collector's item. Each
sheet of the Bush TP is printed with the above Bush face with
one of three different funny and silly stupid Bush
quotes underneath. The Palin TP has the above Palin face printed on each sheet with
one of three distinct funny statements about her candidacy for public office. Each roll comes individually
wrapped in plastic.
All toilet paper orders will ship directly from our vendor to you in order to reduce shipping costs.
The
Burning Bush Fire Starter - Toast the former President
Today!
The
Burning Bush Fire Starter is a standard functional
fire starter decorated to make it much more
entertaining to use. It's the ideal house-warming
gift and/or the perfect gift for your liberal
Democratic friends and relatives. The Burning Bush
comes packaged in a lovely and very funny display
box, with testimonials and product information
on the box including:
"The only good bush is a burning bush"...Moses
1450 BC
and is best used giving Bush one final heave-ho this winter!
Description: This fire starter is a composite
of paraffin and sawdust with a wick in the back
for easier ignition. Each one weighs more than
half a pound and will easily light any fireplace
or bonfire. Of course, with the decorations
they are considerably more fun to burn than
normal fireplace logs. These fire starters burn
for 15-20 minutes. With the wick lighting them
from the back, the flames come from the top
and the side and the face takes a satisfyingly
long time to burn off. With winter still raging, now is the perfect time to buy one of these funny kits.
CAUTION: Use only when NOT under government
surveillance.
There's still plenty of enjoyment to be had watching Bush's face burn in your fireplace. These make great house-warming gifts too!
Originally sold for
$9.95 each
Now on sale for only $5.95 plus shipping and handling
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Bates on Bush Cartoon book
After years of producing celebrity portraits, world-wide sketches, and weekly cartoons for the Carmel Pine Cone, Pulitzer nominee, Bill Bates has become a cherished icon in California's Carmel-by-the-sea. As the political cartoonist for the Monterey County Herald, his efforts won him a California Newspaper Publisher's award.
This book of Bill Bates' cartoons is a thumbs-up collection of laughs with often a tug at the heart and even a tear or two but it's also a visual chunk of American history likely to long endure. Each cartoon comes with its own unique commentary as depicted vertically on this sample page below.
Cartoon drawings are in black and white as shown above. Each book measures 8-1/2" long by 5-1/2" high making it perfect for gift-giving.
Originally sold for $9.95
Now on sale for only $5.45 with FREE shipping and
handling.
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The
George W. Bush Out of Office Countdown Postcards
Hang in there--it’s almost over! Twenty-four hilarious postcards will help you count down to the bitter end of the Bush presidency.
Goofy photos and the best of Bush bloopers, blunders and tortured syntax will get you to that long-awaited, fabled day: January 20, 2009.
"In terms of timetables, as soon as possible, whatever that means."
"They misunderestimated me."
These are very high quality glossy colored postcards. Both the photos and their captioning are clever and very funny! This item will make a great stocking stuffer.
Originally cost $9.95
Now on sale for only $4.95 with FREE shipping and
handling.
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Actual
Poster Size: 24" x 36" with white
borders top and bottom
Actual Image Size on Poster: 17-1/2" x
27"
(Printed
on high-quality heavy shiny paper)
Close-out
price of only $5.95 each - These are large
posters!
Shipped by first class mail.
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Deception
Dollars - Two Different Clever Designs!
Billion
Deception Dollar - Front
DECEPTION
DOLLARS are near-perfect replicas of real
money - only a bit larger. We have fun passing
them out to strangers, posting them on bulletin
boards, or leaving them on tables along with
tip money for the waitstaff to find. Almost
everything on these bills has been slightly
altered to expose the corrupt Bush Administration.
It's even more fun when you get out the magnifying
glass, to read the hidden little messages and
informational web addresses on these bills.
Lots of enjoyment and well worth the price!
They also make a perfect gag gift for your politically
inclined friends.
Just
click on each bill to view the front and back
of each design on a larger image.
Media
Deception Dollar - Front
To
order Deception Dollars use the below links
for the quantity you want. The cart will give
you options to choose the design. You can mix
your order betwen the two designs on quantities
of 50 or more. To mix your order, just give
us instructions of how many of each you want
in the "Special Instructions" box
during checkout. The more you buy - the more
you save! Regardless of the amount you buy,
Deception Dollars sell with only our minimum
shipping charge of .85 cents per order.
Pack
of 25 dollars
We will mix and match if you leave us instructions of how many of each you want of the two designs. Otherwise we will send you all of the same you have selected from the pulldown menu.
Very limited quantities available
Only $3.50 for 25 Deception Dollars with FREE shipping!
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The
Original Dean Deck
Why
play poker with just any "normal"
deck when you can use one of these?
The
Original Dean Deck has cards that recall
and highlight DNC Chairman Howard Dean's energized
and exciting campaign for President. It should
become a political collectible. View
some cards from this deck.
The And Marriage For All deck pictured above
is sold out!
Description:
Each deck is a casino-quality, regulation poker
deck, containing 52 caricatures accompanied
by quotes by or about the individual on the
card.
Decks
were originally $9.95. Now only $2.50 each with FREE shipping and handling while they last. Where can you find any new deck of cards this cheap?
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