suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old
man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought
George W. Bush was doing as President.
The old man said,
"Ya know, Bush is a post turtle."
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor
asked him what a "post turtle" was.
He said, "Did
you ever drive down a country road and come
across a fence post with a turtle balanced
on top? You know he didn't get there by himself,
he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything
done while he's up there, and you just want
to help the poor thing down. That's a post