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Still think that George Bush has America's interest at heart? Here are three simple tests for you
by Jane Stillwater
September 4, 2003

Still think that George Bush has America's interest at heart? Here are three simple tests for you:

Test No. 1: This test is designed to see if Our George has been taking care of business in the three years since his brother elected him. Has he been keeping our nation's infrastructure in good repair? Or have the neo-cons just been pocketing the bucks?

Here's the deal: On September 19, 2003, let's all turn ON everything electric we can think of: Our air conditioners, photocopiers, appliances, table saws, whatever -- and keep them on all day long (well maybe not the table saws). Then, at exactly 6 pm PDT, let's all make toast, vacuum, do the wash and blow-dry our hair. If the grid holds, we'll know that Bush has been keeping it maintained and repaired and hasn't sold America out to Enron, First Energy, etc.

Test No. 2: Take your holiday vacation in Columbia, Iraq, Israel/Palestine, the Philippines, Nigeria or Afghanistan this year. If nobody shoots at you, calls you an "Ugly American," throws rocks at you or holds out their dead babies for your inspection, then you'll know that Bush's foreign policy might be on the right track. PS: Don't take a camera. The thugs we pay to kill people in these places may think you are a reporter and fire their made-in-America rocket launchers at you. And, if you select Iraq as your travel destination, be sure to bring extra food and water to share with our under-supplied troops (And while you're there, ask Bechtel and Halliburton where the money for our GIs' ration supplies went off to).

Test No. 3: No longer have a paycheck? No longer have a job? Is your child's school floundering on a sea of debt? Is your state about to go bankrupt? If you criticized your government, might you land in jail? Are the gasoline prices at the local pump skyrocketing? Is the national debt up in the stratosphere? Are you worried that your vote is not being counted? Is your son or daughter in danger of "waking up dead" in Iraq due to neo-con ineptitude? Are you upset that Halliburton's Swiss bank account only contains 12 billion dollars? If you can give a negative answer to all of the above, then George Bush is still your man.

If, after taking these three simple tests, you begin to suspect that Our George is not passing Go but is still collecting YOUR $200, then visit: bushrecall.org and sign the petition.

Best regards, Jane Stillwater, Berkeley, CA

[Editors Note: While the above petition may make you feel good, in law it has absolutely no validity. Presidents cannot be recalled.

© 2003 Topplebush.com
September 4, 2003

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